Archive for the 'Comedy' Category

Working So Hard

Everybody has been working so hard at work lately. Is getting crazy with how much work that they’re asking us to do in such a short period of time. It is not fair and I think that I might have to quit very soon. I did not sign up to work with corporations like to be treated like one of 1 million zombies. People are being forced to push buttons and work on a assembly line all day and all night for very small pay. Maybe if I was getting paid 10 times what I’m getting paid now I would consider staying on but as it is this is just not fair and it is extremely wrong. I think that I might even report the company to the government because they are abusing their employees. Okay, I guess it is not abused to ask us to work overtime but at least give us some extra pay for that over time.

I Love My Dad

I love my dad but I think he needs to spend much less time on the Internet and more time working hard at his job. I am 10 years old and it is embarrassing that my dad makes utube videos for a living. He is an Internet personality and all my friends love to watch his videos but I think they are goofy and silly and are not funny at all. It is so embarrassing. He tells her that he wins awards for his online video content but I think that it’s stupid and that the awards that he wins are probably made up or fictional. I do not want to be anything like my dad when I get older because he does stupid things online for money and I think that he cheapens his reputation by doing so. All of my friends have guys that are doctors and lawyers and my dad is just a professional fool.